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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The Tweets That Prove the Hipster Beard Is Finally Dead

Hipster beards are 'over' says most famous hipster beard ever.

Christopher John Millington, the hirsute Scottish model whose bristling beard made him the star of shoots for Urban Outfitters and Topman, recently unleashed a torrent of tweets that confirmed what scientists, beautiful women, and Esquire have been saying for a minute now—hipster beards are dead. Caput. Deader than a doornail. Deceased. Done. Or, simply "over" as the 24 year-old model put it, being replaced by a fashionable fascination with "androgyny."

Apparently, Millington recently deleted his anti-beard Tweets that also included an oft-unmentioned aspect of being a male model—it's "hard" and the pay kinda sucks.

Fare thee well huge beards, we won't miss you a bit.

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